Top 5 Odd News Stories

The following are the strangest news stories of the week... 5.) Officer claims wife put pot in meatballs NEW YORK (AP) - A detective suspended after testing positive for drugs says his wife served him meatballs spiked with marijuana because she wanted to keep him out of harm's way by forcing him into retirement. (full story) 4.) U.S. man ordered to wear "sex offender" T-shirt -NEW YORK (Reuters) - A Delaware judge on Friday ordered a man who twice...

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Wah, my girlfriend has a horse-face, wah

This is a picture of model Beth Ostrosky, otherwise known as Howard Stern's better half. Last week on The Howard Stern Show, they had a roast of long-time producer Gary Bababooey Del'Abate, and it was one of the best moments in the show's, and radio history. The Roastmaster Reverend Bob Levy's mis-pronouncing-ass ran the best roast that had yet on Sirius Sattelite Radio, which is all I listen to in the car anymore. Anyway, the roast was brilliant,...

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Paul McCartney's Divorce

(As reported on Yahoo News) Paul McCartney said Saturday he bears no grudge against his estranged second wife despite acrimonious divorce proceedings that have seen lurid allegations about their marriage reported across the world. He originally thought he was going to have to give her something like $300 million, now it's down to about $3 million. I wonder why he's not holding a grudge? ...

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Why?

Wait, am I having a horrible nightmare? Is Yo Momma really back on the air? Did it really get picked up for a second season? Yes, it sure did, and Wilmer is crappier than ever. This season is based in New York, so at least the contestants are better than the last season, but Wilmer just gets more painful to watch every second. His jokes make my jokes look like they were written by George Carlin. I really think he went downhill when he went on the...

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Sorry I'm a Lazy-ass

My bad to the 4 readers that we had on this blog before going MIA. I neglected to realize that it was being run by my lazy-ass and my even lazier-ass friends. I think maybe we all only wanted to post when we had "gold", but we really are lazy. Today is the new start, so expect some shit. Shout out to our #1 fan J Szy...ballin....

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Goonies

More photoshop awesomeness...

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Is this your boy?

I was surfing the web, and found this picture of my friend Dan...

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