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-PT
-PT
Saturday, November 18, 2006
Monday, November 06, 2006
New Video - Basketball Diaries Entry #1
This video was the first project for this semester, which had to consist of all still shots and a narative. This was inspired by a story that I had written a while ago on here, titled "Basketball Diaries - Entry #1".
-AS
-AS
Most Indian Men Want Virgin Brides
"63 percent of young men in conservative India said they expected the women they married to be a virgin" - You mean to tell me that they don't want to marry slutty girls? No shit, but good thing they don't live in America. I expect the woman who I'm going to marry is a virgin, but I also expect that people will read this blog, so how accurate could that be? Nowadays, if you want to marry a virgin in America, I suggest getting married at age 10. -AS
Saturday, November 04, 2006
Top 5 Odd News Stories
The following are the strangest news stories of the week... 5.) Officer claims wife put pot in meatballs
NEW YORK (AP) - A detective suspended after testing positive for drugs says his wife served him meatballs spiked with marijuana because she wanted to keep him out of harm's way by forcing him into retirement. (full story)
4.) U.S. man ordered to wear "sex offender" T-shirt -
NEW YORK (Reuters) - A Delaware judge on Friday ordered a man who twice exposed himself to a 10-year-old girl at his workplace to wear a T-shirt with the words: "I am a registered sex offender" in bold letters, a prosecutor said. (full story)
3.) Urban cowboy corrals bull in New Jersey
NEWARK, N.J. (AP) - It took an urban cowboy from the farms of South Africa to corral and lasso a 600-pound bull running loose Friday in the streets of New Jersey's largest city. (full story)
2.) Protests as police accuse infant of robbery
KOLKATA (Reuters) - Hundreds of people protested in a remote village in eastern India after police arrived to arrest a three-month-old boy for robbery, police and witnesses said Friday. (full story)
1.) Naked man arrested for concealed weapon
EL CERRITO, Calif. (AP) - A man was arrested on suspicion of carrying a concealed weapon after police found him outdoors — naked — and he told them he had a tool in his rectum, authorities said. (full story)
all stories c/o Yahoo!
-AS
Wah, my girlfriend has a horse-face, wah
This is a picture of model Beth Ostrosky, otherwise known as Howard Stern's better half. Last week on The Howard Stern Show, they had a roast of long-time producer Gary Bababooey Del'Abate, and it was one of the best moments in the show's, and radio history. The Roastmaster Reverend Bob Levy's mis-pronouncing-ass ran the best roast that had yet on Sirius Sattelite Radio, which is all I listen to in the car anymore. Anyway, the roast was brilliant, with an incredible lineup including so many great comics such as Colin Quinn, Greg Geraldo, Greg Fitzsimmons, Lisa Lampenelli, and of course the great Artie Lange, that it almost made you forget how crappy Richard Christie is as stand-up comedian. This also was the first time we got to hear Jackie the Jokeman Martling besides on his new show "The Joke Hunt", which makes us all really appreciate Artie a little more. Sal the Stockbroker once again had a very strong performance, which was necessary for him due to all the shots thrown his way. He made one little joke about Beth O having a horse face, which it wasn't even nearly as rutheless as Sal has been in the past. Little thing were said, but it was nothing until Monday morning when Howard tells Sal that Beth is very upset about the comment. Wahhhh! She's a freakin model. She's on magazine covers, and apparently can't take a joke. I am never one to defend Sal, but Howard and Beth really bitched out on this one. -AS
Paul McCartney's Divorce
(As reported on Yahoo News) Paul McCartney said Saturday he bears no grudge against his estranged second wife despite acrimonious divorce proceedings that have seen lurid allegations about their marriage reported across the world. He originally thought he was going to have to give her something like $300 million, now it's down to about $3 million. I wonder why he's not holding a grudge? -AS
Why?
Wait, am I having a horrible nightmare? Is Yo Momma really back on the air? Did it really get picked up for a second season? Yes, it sure did, and Wilmer is crappier than ever. This season is based in New York, so at least the contestants are better than the last season, but Wilmer just gets more painful to watch every second. His jokes make my jokes look like they were written by George Carlin. I really think he went downhill when he went on the Howard Stern show, and claimed he banged all these famous brauds, and half of them later called in to say he's full of shit. I agree with them.-AS
Sorry I'm a Lazy-ass
My bad to the 4 readers that we had on this blog before going MIA. I neglected to realize that it was being run by my lazy-ass and my even lazier-ass friends. I think maybe we all only wanted to post when we had "gold", but we really are lazy. Today is the new start, so expect some shit. Shout out to our #1 fan J Szy...ballin.
-AS
-AS
Tuesday, October 31, 2006
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