Wah, my girlfriend has a horse-face, wah

This is a picture of model Beth Ostrosky, otherwise known as Howard Stern's better half. Last week on The Howard Stern Show, they had a roast of long-time producer Gary Bababooey Del'Abate, and it was one of the best moments in the show's, and radio history. The Roastmaster Reverend Bob Levy's mis-pronouncing-ass ran the best roast that had yet on Sirius Sattelite Radio, which is all I listen to in the car anymore. Anyway, the roast was brilliant, with an incredible lineup including so many great comics such as Colin Quinn, Greg Geraldo, Greg Fitzsimmons, Lisa Lampenelli, and of course the great Artie Lange, that it almost made you forget how crappy Richard Christie is as stand-up comedian. This also was the first time we got to hear Jackie the Jokeman Martling besides on his new show "The Joke Hunt", which makes us all really appreciate Artie a little more. Sal the Stockbroker once again had a very strong performance, which was necessary for him due to all the shots thrown his way. He made one little joke about Beth O having a horse face, which it wasn't even nearly as rutheless as Sal has been in the past. Little thing were said, but it was nothing until Monday morning when Howard tells Sal that Beth is very upset about the comment. Wahhhh! She's a freakin model. She's on magazine covers, and apparently can't take a joke. I am never one to defend Sal, but Howard and Beth really bitched out on this one.

-AS