Middle-Class Gangstas from the Streets

Just to let you know, you are not gangsta if...

1. You live with your parents.

2. Your idea of "the block" is your long driveway.

3. You sell weed, but still get an allowance.

4. Your parents bought you your diamond earrings.

5. Your form of hustlin is yardwork.

6. You eat dinner with your girlfriend's family.

7. You chat on the computer.

8. Your parents bought you a car.

9. Your mother takes you clothes shopping.

And the 10th and final...

If you're reading this right now, I can assure you that you are definitely not gangsta.

I hope this clears up any disputes.
-AS